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Reasons: Why I Think I’ll Move Out First.

I have an older brother and let’s just say there doesn’t seem to be any signs of him even being able to live on his own.

1. I save my money, whereas he likes to spend it excessively…normally on unnecessary things for himself (at least that’s what I’ve found).
2. His idea of cleaning dishes is to throw them in the sink until they are eventually cleaned, or throw them in the dishwasher. But if the dishwasher is full he won’t start it.
3. He cannot cook to save his life. His idea of cooking requires the use of the microwave or a kettle of hot water. I have yet to see him cook an actual dish using the stove. I hardly ever see him use the barbeque either.
4. There seems to be no hope of him moving out, it’s more like his girlfriend is moving in lol.
5. He’s yet to put a penny on food items that go into our refrigerator or the cupboards, but if I purchase something for the household it will disappear into his mouth when I finally cook it before I can even get a chance to taste my own food. =/